Happy playlist (100 songs)

Cause the blogging thing aint working now:

All star - Smashmouth
Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson
I gotta feeling - Black eyed peas
Belief - Gavin DeGraw
I don’t wanna be - Gavin DeGraw
Meaning - Gavin DeGraw
The Mixed Tape - Jack’s Mannequin
So What - Pink
Please don’t leave me - Pink
Funhouse - Pink
Boring - Pink
Sweet Dreams - Beyonce
Listen - Beyonce
Radio - Beyonce
10/10 - Paolo Nutini
22 - Lily Allen
Waiting for the world to change - John Mayer
California - Phantom Planer
Just because - Raygun
Alive with the glory of love - SAY ANYTHING
Breathe - Michelle Branch
Everywhere - Michelle Branch
The Middle - Jimmy Eat world
Fallin’ Apart - All American Rejects
Move Along - All American Rejects
Dirty little secret - All American Rejects
Question - Old 97’s
Get the party started - Pink
Shake it - Metro Station
Life is wonderful - Jason Mraz
The Show - Lenka
I’m yours - Jason Mraz
Death and all his friends - Coldplay
I have you to thank - Gavin DeGraw
Lil Star - Kellis feat Cee-Lo
Are you gonna be my girl? - Jet
Fireflies - Owl City
I wanna have your babies - Natasha Bedingfield
Jenny don’t be hasty - Paolo Nutini
Why Can’t we be friends - Smashmouth
We are golden - Mika
Belief - John Mayer
A lifeless ordinary - Motion city soundtrack
Young Folks Peter Bjorn & John feat Victoria Bergsman
Dog days are over - Florence and the Machine
You’ve got the love - Florence and the machine
Beggin’ - Madcon
Forever - Chris Brown
Glass of water - Coldplay
Fingertips - Katy Perry
Viva la Vida - Coldplay
Lovers in Japan - Coldplay
5 Years time - Noah and the Whale
The book of love - Peter Gabriel
Shooting star - Air Traffic
Charlotte - Air Traffic
Where we belong - Lostprophets
Jerk it out - Caesers
People should smile more - Newton Faulkner
Kids - MGMT
I’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you - Black kids
Another one bites the dust - Queen
We are the champions - Queen
Highway to hell - AC/DC
Thunderstruck - AC/DC
Come on come on - Smashmouth
I’m a believer - Smashmouth
Shark in the water - V V Brown
Where is the love? - Black eyed peas
Hard to beat - Hard-Fi
We will rock you - Queen
Beautiful day - U2
Read my mind - The Killers
You’ve got a friend in me - Randy Newman
Livin’ la Vida loca - Rick Martin
Talk - Coldplay
Superman - Lazlo Bane
Be Yourself - Audioslave
Always Love - Nada surf
Please Please Please - Shout Out Louds
Good Vibrations - Gym Class Heroes
Non-Believer - La Rocca
Strawberry Swing - Coldplay
Happy - Natasha Bedingfield
Collide - Howie Day
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
Don’t stop me now - Queen
Spiralling - Keane
Nothing to worry about - Peter Bjorn and John
Superhuman touch - Black Swan
Reasons not to be an idiot - Frank Turner
Human - Jon McLaughlin
Last Request - Paulo Nutini
Summer of ‘69 - Bryan Adams
Pencil full of lead - Paolo Nutini
I will follow you into the dark - Death Cab for cutie
Naïve - The Kooks
Popular - Kristen Chenoweth
Bright Idea - Orson
No tomorrow - Orson

The novelty punch grabber that is life

Grrrr, stupid teachers piled on the work.

Howdy is determined to get our folios in 2 months before the final deadline. He's threatning us if we dont bring it in :(

Ok, ok i kid, he doesn't.

Im hating writing blogs atm, it'll be good when i get up to date! Just one week behind :L

I almost ended up in hospital in P.E!!

I was holding the kick bag and John kicked it and i almost went flying over the edge!! Dude, i saw my whole life flashing before my eyes....

Ok, i lie again, but MAN i was sore!!!

So i left John and Laura to fend for themeselves and decided to go downstairs with Megan. On the machines, lost 100ish calories (Y) win!

Frencchhhh.... just the normal stuff.

Complaining about lack of books again :P

Maths.... something funny happened. Something funny always happens :L

Geography....

DOUGAL LEFT ME ON MY OWN !!!

Gutted, means that i had to do work!

Haha, decided to annoy Sam (Love her realllyyy)

Sam.... Sammy sammy sammy saaaaaam.....

*turns around*

Hiiii!!!

*Dark voice*

SAAMM.

It wasnt me, it was Bob.

Bob?

Bob the duck!!

John decided to join in.

Bob the duck?

*To understand this story, you will need to learn that on the bus on Tuesday, there was a party tooter that sounded like a duck getting raped. DONT ask how i know what that sounds liked.*

Yeah, i was saving him from Lee. Poor Bob.

I was really lonely on Wednesday :(

Laura almost got killed though for singing songs that Sara didnt like.

Art was funny as alwaaaaayyysss

Im gonna miss it next year.

Chilling in the library.

Aiden looks like Russel from up.

It's true!!!

Nuff said?

Day 13
URGGHHH, lots and lots of homework!

Song of the day: Crazy in love - Snow Patrol
Sara, you got me into that song

xxx

What is Orange and sounds like a parrot?

Snow is REALLY beginning to melt now.

And whats worse?

ADMIN PROJECT!!!

*Horrorrrrr noiseees*

Yeaaah, wasnt actually that bad.

But hating the time where i will have to go to the photocopier >:(

I will just ask photocopying god AKA Sara.

Meeeeh.

SSS was fun as always. :L

We do NOTHING!! We were just chilling and i was reading the back of the Geography book. The index!! *Lightbulb*

Yeah, anyways, the stupid author of this book thought that he could be funny.

The real terms were funnier.

Strip farming :L

Which would make it so much more funnier if you knew the private joke.

I shall tell you part of it.

I am meant to be getting married to a farmer, have two children and be a commuter to work as a business woman in town :L

IT IS MY DESTINY!

Anyway, i was wanting to ask Mrs Mckay what strip farming was. But it had the page number so why bother? I was expecting it to be something like how Farmers earn extra money at strip joints!! But it was ACTUALLY something to do with farming.

"Strip farming - Crops harvested at different times to minimise bare soil."

Yeaaah :D

Then Sara was just like "You'd better not do any stip farming anytime soon" :L

THEN i saw canoodling in the back of the book (Dude, i dont lie)

Hahaha quote:

Next time your in the back seat of a car, stop canoodling and find coastal features on the road maps

Hahaha, naeee likely.

Fail of sexing up geography. I'll stick with Sam and her comments. Asking me and Dougal for a threesome and trying to draw a diagram to compare our holes (You know the expression "Digging a hole for yourself"? THAT holes you filthy...)

Linking onto sexyyy subjects.

PSE.

Asssss useless as ever.

Stupid sex ed video. Contraception.

Learnt my lesson, dont use a balloon as a condom.

Yeeeeaaaaaah :D

Mrs Anderson struggling over the plural of penis :D

"Penis's? No.... peen... peni!! That's it."

Me and Linzie just glanced at eachother. Like DUDE???

Biology was legend. Mrs Digges was telling jokes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Laura: A carrot!

Mrs D: Yeah!!

*Five minutes later*

Laura: I dont get it....

It took 18 people TEN minutes to explain it to her!!

Which is bad enough, but SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ANSWERED IT!!?!

English... uhhh... english....

Talks. Moreeeee talks. There drawing to a close :(

Day 12

Melting ice = epic puddles.

10/10 by Paolo Nutini <3

xxx

PUNCH HIM! KICK HIM! POOOWWEER

I cant remember much about Monday.

Again, pretty chilled going to my Grans in the morning. Listening to tunes.

Got to the bus stop on time aswell. ACHIEVEMENT!

Anyways, ice was starting to melt, so YAY! Im sock of it.

Sock of it? WTF?!

Tevveerrr....

Mr Shaw was talking about... stuff today.... cant remember, was so tired.

P.E was funny though. Watching Laura .... ugh.... "Punching" the bag.

More like aimlessly slapping :L

John took a hold of it and told Laura to kick it. So she did. Didnt do much. So the more it did nothing, the harder she kicked. Still failed though (love you though :L)

So Lewis showed her you needed to kick from your hip. So she did and she improved! Go shawwttyy!

John told me to kick it after that and im like "ok then."

So i did and he wasnt expecting it to be powerfulish :L

Seems Shawty can suprise people.

Megan was missing though! We were worried!

Art was yawnful. Cant even remember what we were doing.... I think it was something to do with Design. Yeah, i remember now, we were trying desperatly to find colours.

English was talks. Im gonna miss them!! I've gotten off of work for the past month!!

Dougal was off. I was like "He better not be at the cinema with his fancy card." Yup. The meaning of jealousy.

French. Dont get me started. I couldnt tell you what we were doing.

I think it was Monday that she got annoyed cause none of us had our books cause we were bored of taking them in when we didnt need them.

It hurts your damn shoulder!

Computing was just programming. It's always programming now a days!

Day 11
I have been reunited with my Gorgeeeee jacket!! Halleeelujah! Its a wee bitty on the big side mind you. Screw it, i love it.

Song of the day: 10/10 by Paulo Nutini!! I love it, never knew this was the one from the DFS ad!

xxx

Dont set off the alarm for Christ sake people dont set it off!

How annoying is it when you get the blame for something that you didnt really do?

Like peeing on the carpet?

Ok, i didnt get the blame for the stinky puddles on my Gran's carpet, though i did take the wrap for not letting Queenie out so she felt she needed to pee where she stood.

GRRRR.

Cause then my Mum and Dad had a huge arguement about people not helping Mum and stuff. It made me upset :(

Brighter side? I went into town with Chloe, Beth, Dawn, Jordan and Kyle today.

And Linzie and Claire. Kinda.

Linzie had to stay in town cause she needed to go to her Grandas in a short whiley but Chloe wanted to go to the beach so we had to leave em :(

Anyways, Sunday was totally the best day of 2010 so far :)

Playing the grabber machine :L omg, what a lol.

Poor Jordan had a sprained ankle. He was hopping along the long trek from Town to the beach :L Shouldnt laugh, it was a shame though.

Anyways, Me, Chloe and Jordan were battling with the grabber machines to get a biggggggg bar of chocolate. Spread one of your arms wide. That big.

We failed. We failed badly.

Beth and Dawn were busy taking pictures of them haha, they were so sweet.

Went onto Dance machines. Biggest. Fail. Ever. :L

Cause it actually said "FAIL"

Oh weellssss...

2p machines were a success though!

Got a motorbike and a donkey keychain from one machine :L

The rest of the gang just played the Pacman machine :L

Which is kinda weird cause there's no prizes in that one!!

Lunch was really fine.

Two 12" pizzas, irn bru and candyfloss. LOVE LOVE!

Watching the poor kids on the horse machines. They are SOOO wrong man.

You've got to rock back and forwards and if your not going fast enough it tells you to "Use the whip" ;)

Kyle and Beth were well cute, all the grabber machines they walked by, Beth was like "OOOH! Panda!!" and then fluttered her eyes and Kyle went to try getting it for her. So cute.

Then we headed to the beach. REALLY cold day! But meh. See photo at the end.

Decided to try and write a message that could be read from the road, it was a success!

Headed back into town after that. Sat under the starway in Union Square and talked about Bambi and some kid with the last name Liquiroice or something :L

Better not to ask.

OH!!! GOD! Almost forgot about trying to win tickets and air hockey!

Air hockey was just fun :)

Full stop.

Winning the tickets were down to me and Chloe and this one machine. It was totally down to luck but here we were, kept feeding it 10p's and we got a 100 tickets rolling out, LOL XD

So we counted em out, we had 228 and we decided to give everyone an equal prize.

228 i here you say.

You must get good stuff with that i here you say.

Your wrong.

We got 6 "bouncy" balls, a hairibo and a maoam.

All good though, such a good day.

Day 10
Beth on the beach, we all decided to go sand writing on a freezzzzzin cold day! Blame Chloe.

Song of the day: Replay by Iyaz cause it's number one.

xxx

Well.... broke my new year's aim.

So new plan.

I'm going to blog for everyday. Just not everyday XD

You'll see what I mean.

Saturday's an easy blog.

Had a long lie, then got up about 12 in the afternoon XD im nocturnal.

The snow/ice was STILL on the ground. Man it was like, 7 inches thickly compressed!

Watched Notting Hill at night, my Mum had a thumping sore head :( Poor thing.

So she missed Notting Hill.

Technically, i watched everything APART from the ending!!! I hate missing parts of films!!

So just snuggled by the fire with my Grandma :) She's like my microwavable polar bear, but i dont shove her in the micro, and she stays warm!!

Then i watched The Simpsons movie and arranged this -->


Day 9
I love my lovehearts now <3

... before having an annoyingly early bed (for me on a weekend).

....

Yeah......

Song of the day: Spider pig by the Simpsons music people XD

Legendddd!

xxx

TGIF!

It's still freezing.

I found this out at the bus stop on Friday.

Standing in the freezing cold for 20 damn minutes cause i was late... Grrrrr...

John, Kelman and his brother was there to keep me company though :D

So that's all good, though we all forgot our hats.... which was kinda stupid but whatcha gonna do?! AND John stole my headphones cause they keep your ears cosssyyyy!

FINALLY got on the bus, he showed me the legendary vid of his fight with Shinnie that happened before the holidays (John had some Jackie Chan self defence moves) and it looked much worse on vid than in real life (mostly cause 1st years were blocking the fight!)

Soooooo first period sucked. Maths. *Rolls eyes* We did nothing!!

Just Johnny telling everyone about him singing Journey's Don't stop believin' and getting complimented for his music taste/talent by some random wifey that "Stunk".

Mr Shaw's like "So let me get this right, your chuffed because you share the same music taste as someone who is older and stinks?"

Mwahaha, Mr Shaw is a legend. No denying.

Almost called him Mrs Shaw twice there :L

My baaaaddd.

Geography gets progressingly worse as the week goes on. She just talks and talks and talks and talks about something that all of us were forced into :P

Dougal decided to count the days till something... i think it was his music exam or something. Anyway, handed me my planner back, Mrs McKay comes over, shouts "Stop playing with that, you've wrote your homework in!" and then threw my planner across the table!!!

Me and Dougal are kinda like.... WTF just happened?!

I mean, its the most boring book in the world, it's hardly lego bricks!

Then Stewgie asked her if we have our lunch cut short again and she's said:

"Yes, it's a snow day".

This really annoyed me.

A FREAKING SNOW DAY IS WHEN YOU GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL DUE TO SNOW!!

NOT half an hour chopped off lunch/after school!!

Another thing that annoyed me about Friday was people's disgust at their Netball coach being a lesbian. We live in modern times people, they should be able to love who they wanna love, regardless of what others say. Feeel the love (Hence the 365 photo)

Ha! English was funny. We got our folio back, I'm happy with it, 4 2's and a 1. Yay.

Not funny part though, he corrected it and Kelbie realised he had crossed out the word gay from his essay.

To get this joke, you have to realise that the english deparment have two lesbian teachers in it that got married last year, STILL causing confusion to who is Mrs Ashleigh and who is Ms Ashleigh :S

Right, on with story.

Kelbie: Mr Howden, this guy actually was gay.

Mr Howden: Oh, ok, just correct it then.

Kelbie: Yeah You homophobe!!

Mr Howden: Homophobe? Have you SEEN the department i work in?!

Hahahaha, what a comeback.

Just more talks TBH though. *sigh* they are coming to an end :(

I love watching talks!

And Sara got off again, no 21st century fox :L

Awww, and Megan handed in an essay, Which is like, a big deal.

She handed in a WHOLE essay.

Mr Howden was so excited, he was actually shaking :L

Halle's piggies in computing were well cute <3>Day 8

GOTTAA LOVE THE SNOW!

Song of the day: "Dont stop believin" by Journey.

Seems to be turning into a classic.

xxx

He’s her noodle. They got oodles of noodles, I wouldn’t mess with that

Thursday’s are a good day.

Not as good as Tuesday’s, much better than Wednesday, along the same lines as Monday and Friday but with all that emotion.

Thursday’s are under rated man.

Doesn’t it annoy you when your on time, but the bus is early?

That happened this morning, I got on the bus though, bus driver waited for a wee whiley. It’s all good.

HOPEFULLY I’ll be getting back my bench jacket tomorrow!

*Sorry, random, back to bus*

Linzie was missing Chloe, pretty cute actually :L

We worked out that Chloe has been gone for 4/5 months now!

Just remembered, she still has the locker key!

Not MUCH happened on the bus today. I loved Sara’s hat though. It’s a beanie.

It was REALLY cold today though, we decided to go straight to redgy.

Stupid doors weren’t open though! >:I

Went into hot bar instead. Word hot in the title gives you Clue why.

Mrs T was off today, we had this random dude in reading the messages. It was weird.

Yeah, this teacher Mrs Ashleigh (Cant tell WHICH one is which cause they got married, yeah, we got 4 lesbian teachers in the school and two that got married to eachotherXD Confusing) runs a film club and me and Sara thought he said Fun Club.

So now we cant go even if we want to XD

Cause we’ll always think of the fun club. And that’s wrong.

Geography first thing. Wasn’t as fun as yesterday (N)

Sara’s got all mad at Dougzy for some reason :(

Talking about how Mr Whyte wont let us have a snow day and music festivals.

And Stovies and Fergie :L

Which is Dougal’s Dad’s cats :D They are SOOOO cute!

Well, their still lil Kittens!

Uhhh, I don’t really know what we were learning about today.

No-one does, everyone spaced out.

Um, I think it was SHANTY TOWNS!

Yeah.

Hollie has gotten into modelling as well :)

Congrats!

HOPEFULLY it’s a legitimate company and it’s not a scam. Not that I think it is a scam, I’m just saying.

Art was a skive.

We got our lists for what kind of objects we should be drawing for the art exam in May.

So we just had to brainstorm “for 50 minutes”.

More like 5 minutes.

The rest of the period was spent debating about Pregnant Barbie dolls :L

True story man.

Then Linzie came over to chat. When she went back to her seat, she tripped over Sara’s bag and fell into the table :L

Poor thing.

Laura had wrote her song, it’s well cute!

Did another program in computing.

Their so rubbish, hopefully it’ll get better!

So Me, Hollie and Halle talked about the unlimited cinema cards instead (Fo' shiz, we're determined)

Halle was total chuffed cause she completed a program :L Soo cute!

And Stewart, Chris, Conor and random other people were talking about C.O.D for the x box.

:L Yeah, it's a geeky class, its funny though!

Then Kelbie was always turning around to chat and got in trouble and Strudzy's like "Unless you have eyes on the back of your head, turn around"

So Kelbie (who wears glasses) takes them off and turns em round so their at the back of his head :L

Bio was funny :)

Just randomly talking, X factor tickets the big boom discussion, and the usual wrong dodgy convos OF COURRSSEE..

Also, Finnay's legendary boots :L

And how Finnay and Mrs Digges had to drive from 6.30 till 10.00 JUST to get into school!

Marley in the snow <3>

SOOO cute!

Uhhh... Lunch was cut short... AGAIN. Yawwwwwnnnn... stupid pizzas :D

MATHS !

Omg, it was hilarious today.

Johnny came in with his beloved stylophone, blaring journey through the speakers :)

Then he was wanting people to shout "DOWN DOWN DOWN!" While he downed a youghurt, it failed. Badly!

The (not half hearted...) quarter hearted "Dowwn." from one or maybe two people made him laugh as he put the whole damn pot in his gob and he was trying hard not to spray it all over Mr Shaw :L

Anyways, Mr Shaw is legend at Stylphone!

Just... a fact.

So the whole period was spent listening to Johnny's... colourful, collection of music.

Including: Digimon theme song (OMFG he is 15 y/o), Camp rock (Yeah, a 15 y/o male), The Saturdays (A STRAIGHT 15 y/o male) and Lily singing :)

But she threatened to tell on Mr Shaw if he played the recording!

So we listened to Nighthawke instead.

Poor Jamie + Ryan.

Everyone slag nighthawke off, they are actually pretty decent!

BUT pleaaaaaasseee guys, find a new singer!

Mr Shaw wasnt saying much after that :L

Admin was alrighttt, Preparing for next tuesday's project again though.

Claire had to go to Orthodontist. Booooo...

So me and Sara had a wee chat :)

Where we came up with Noodles being your boyyyyy :)

I cant quite remember HOW but meh.

So Happy Noodle days for all the six month anniversaries!!

(Liam and Ashleigh <3>

Seaaarrr :D

Poor Sara, she was walking up to her back gate, lost her foot in the snow and slid down the slope :L

And sat down there for a minute until i came to rescue her!

Hahaha, twas cute.

And Grandma made PANCAKES!!

Pancakes is the meaning of love <3>

DAMN! I should have taken a picture of them, they be legend.

Oh well, you will just have to do with this.
　
Day 7
I am wanting this to be my still life for art.
Choosing hard objects as you see :L

Uhhh song of the day: Coffee shop soundtrack by All time lo

It was my "WHATS THE NAME OF THAT SONG!?" of the day :)

Word of the day: Wikeapediaed.

Thought of the day: How ironic is it that we have a headteacher called Mr Whyte who will NOT let us have a snow day?

I will need to post today's post tommorow.

Or uhh, later on today.

I know, i was late! Whatever. I wrote it.

xxx

Greaaaaan giant sweetcorn, prison food, pregnant barbie dolls and pretty snowflakes

Hmmmm, so relaxeeeedd!

Wasn't this morning mind you.

I was running late :P

Which is, let's face it, ANNOYING!

Ah wells, it was all good when we gotta school.

Though, we got a message read out to us in redgy. If we were caught throwing snowballs, we would be excluded from school and the police would be involved if we threw them at cars !

Haha, imagine, in jail.

You: What you in for?
Rocky: I stabbed a man. What bout you?
You: I.... threw a... snowball...

Any hooo, as you can probablly guess, we were at school again.

AND Aberdeenshire was off again.

Oh well, dont cry over open doors.

English first, and good news for Sara, there was no 20th century fox films!

She REALLY hates the introductions :P

Yah kn0w, the DOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOO part.

Well, it was Rocky Balboa today, i cant remember the other films.... just Rocky :L

And Liam straigtened his hair today!

Usually he has a head of hair that would put any afro to shame!

But today it was kinda straight. Was amazing.

And he was asking for school books back. Dont tell him but i have around 4 or 5 school books on my shelf :L

*Shhh!*

He told us to look under our beds :S

Linzie's like "I have drawers under my bed..."

Claire's like "You have DRUGS under your bed?!"

*shakes head*

P.E was kinda fun :)

Watching Sara, Bev, Rachel, Sarah, Zoe, Lily and Laura play volleyball.

Uhhh, love you guys, but the first four were the definite underdogs, as said, love yahs!

And watching Laura and her "Fitness DVD"

See, there were only 5/6 bikes to go on (Fitness bikes) and Laura was caught out, so she had to lift weights.

One word: HILARIOUS.

It was so cute to see her struggling with 1 pound weights :L

Then John told me some Fitness facts, heavier the weight, more weight you do, but doesnt work on muscle so much because you have less to do.

Lighter the weight, more you do, more muscles :)

HE RAAAANNN to school today?!

WTF superdude?

Anyways, Laura was trying to write a song for music.

She's gotta do it for TOMMOROW but she still hasnt done it!

So i told her to do it on Juno.

"Drank a tonne load of Sunny D....
Just so i could go do another peee.
Gotta pee on anoother stick
And was it worth it?
No, he had a pretty small *blleeeeep*
Now i got to go and burn my chair
God damn your sexy superbad curly hair"

Awwwwwwwww :L

And we concluded that Miss Yule is Darth Vader in disguise.

Her shadow's hair looks like his helmet.

Her stride is IDENTICAL (apparantly)

And she has an evil side.

TRUTH :P

And i got punched in the face by Laura, who wanted to do boxing :P

Nice. So WHILE STILL WEARING BOXING GLOVES. She attempted to pat my nose ....

Linzie: You ok?
Me: Yeah, just bleeding through my nostrils, im fine (!)

Didnt actually have a nose bleed. *touch wood*

Might be going to see X factor.

Platinum tickets = closer to stage.

Also means £20 dearer.

Oh well, gotta do something :L

French!! Oh my gooooodddd, boredom?!

We're doing folios.

AGAIN! I mean JEEZZZ!

Noticed Loch Nigar was visible.

I shall explain later why that's good.

Maths was pretty funny.

Mr Shaw is one of those teachers that bully you like MAD but you still respect him :L

Jonny comes in singing the pokemon song :L

*shakes head*

He played pokemon when he was younger with Lily and he pretended he was Ash because he was "hot".

Ch'yeah, thats what he said.

And then he was talking about how he makes his sims have gay sim sex!!!

Hahaha, what a strange legend.

Couldnt tell you what we were actually doing though!

Lunch was yawnful. But we have REALLY had enough of school food.

Linzie and Claire: Cold pizza with a napkin glued to the bottom :P
Lewis: Tuna sandwich with a fingernail/part of fag/fish bone in it (BLEEEEH!)
Michelle: Something edible until Lewis compared it to plaster paste :P

Prison food is apparantly better man, the cooks try though, bless 'em.

They are very nice ladies actually.

Geography was hilarious!

Loch Nigar is the battery for Mrs Mckay.

If it's cloudy and she cant see it, she's mad.

If its really visible, she's happy!

So really visible, went in, BIG CHEESER!! Like this ---> :D

Curtains closed - Normal.

Foggy windows + curtains closed - ANGRY!!

Foggy windows + Curtains closed + clouds - FLAMING!!!!

Oh well, i was happy talking to Dougal :)

Talking about Michael McIntyre <3 LOVE him!!

And Dougal has used his fancy film card TWICE :(

BUT he doesnt get discounts on food ---> :D

Cant quite remember what we were chatting about but it was a good vibe all round in geo (apart from with Mrs Mckay and the entire part of the other side :L

Then it started snowing again but we didnt have to go outside at that point cause we were in the library for art.

Where Sara says: I wonder what it feels like to be bitten by a vampire.

I dug my nails into my neck to see and it felt painful, then weird, then kinda nice and then after a few mins, REALLY painful

Do not try that at home!

Also, private joke with the fish....

PRIVATE joke ;)

Funny though!

Then Linzie's talking about pregnant barbie dolls.

Im sorry, it's IMPOSSIBLE for barbie to be pregnant.

My point? Rake your ken doll out and pull down his pants. In the words of Katy Perry:

"You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there."

Ok, so LAWYERED!!

And me and Sara perfectly recited the greengiant advert yesterday.

IT WAS AWESOMMEE!!

Ok, man im tired.

Im away to bed after this.

Day 6
I had a bath today and it was incredibly cosy :)
That would be my rubber ducky. Yeaaaaah, i gotta rubber duck.

Song of the day: *Toughyyy* Missing persons 1 & 2 by OneRepublic.

STILL heart that song!

Latersssssssss

xxx

When the lovehearts come raining down and your out without your umbrella

Gooooood evening people!

Had a hell of a night last night :(

I got three or four hours sleep at the most.

Strange thing, us teenagers all choose the same night to be restless!

Yeah, anyway, back to school.

What a good day :D

Went to the bus stop, Stewart's little brother had a seriously cool hat :L Went over your ears and resembles a bear :D

Then i was going on about my Bench jacket that broke. Thanks to twitter and facebook, im pretty sure the whole of fourth year knows :L

Meh, little news.

I dont know if you know this, but people in Britain will FOR SURE. We're experiencing wintery weather. Like REALLY wintery weather. Snow, ice, gales, cold weather, more snow, some hail and yet more snow.

So the whole of the Aberdeenshire schools got the day off!

BUT we're in Aberdeen... So no dice.

By the way, a tip for you all. DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW!

The person that told you it was lemon flavoured was an idiot! DONT EAT IT!

MWAHAHA, yeah, the title shall now be explained.

Me, Linzie and John were on the bus, innocently having a conversation (I think it was about Linzie's family playing Charades and her Cousin tried to act out an Orgasm :L) when a loveheart sweet randomly popped out of the sky!

Or, yah know, Stewart threw it but we didnt know that at the point.

So i pick it up and read the message.

"I'm shy"

I'm like "AWWWWWW! That would be SUCH a cute way to ask someone out!"

John's like "Maybe Stewart is."

I'm like "Not ME, landed on Linzie's bag :P"

So i think i might buy some lovehearts from the shops tommorow!

On Michelle G's seat, all yah see is a loveheart that says "Granny P" on it :L

Anyways, after we got off of the bus, i tried testing the snow.

Not EATING the snow. But seeing if it would make a snowball.

It didnt. It's rubbish snow.

Even worse, it's Dobbie's snow.

Not Bev Dobbie. Dobbie's the garden centre's advert snow. The kind you blow and it'll go fluttering away cutely :)

But no use for any wintery fun.

Though it is really funny to see all of the girls gripping onto eachother so they dont fall! I dont join in unless i feel like im going down like the titanic (or at least the biscuit tin incident)

In redgy, good to see everybody's faces again :) The convo all revolved around "Happy New Year" and "So how was Christmas?"

Fine by me, no-one was unhappy :)

Admin double period was first. Whcih is good, Admin's alright. Mrs Still can be a right cutie, OMG! Just realised she didnt have a convo about Christmas Hols with any of us!

Not like her!

We gotta do a project next week :( Gutted.

Admin projects take about 30 hours to complete (No joke!!!) and are incredibly boring but just as important.

So we were practising for that.

AKA we were chatting :L

Claire was telling us about her Tom and Jerry Cakes (Admin joke, she is ALWAYS craving em) and me and Sara were talking about our last day of term experience (Private joke) and her Detective work (Also a private joke)

Break seemed to be really short. Why? I dont really know. It just did.

Saw Michelle's hair though. I feel sorry for her.

Sat three hours on a chair and spent £140 to get it dyed blonde and cut, the only problem was that it isnt blonde and she got MENTALLY overcharged for it because she went to a designer hairdresser.

Three hours later, she pays for the style (not happy with it) and is ready to be picked up.

Except the amount of snow means her mum CANT pick her up.

So she had to walk 2/3 miles, in the freezing temperatures, with falling snow, not having ate ANYTHING that day and only had a short sleeve t-shirt and a thin jacket on!

Then she fell on her ass walking past a huge line of traffic trying to get into Union Square and they were all laughing at her!

And if that doesnt top it of... *takes a deep breath*

There was a muddy puddle and a truck...

Oh yeah...

She got DRENCHED the poor thing!

*sighs* Shame.

SSS then.

Which is basically standing for "Self supported skive".

We do NOTHING.

Linzie talked about her chinese restaurant new year experience (The chinese man sang karoake) and the Dr Who cracker she got :L

And Sara showed us her Panda socks <3

They were gorge. Walking around the room in her socks though :L

ONEREPUBLIC CONTEST !!!!! <3

Sorry. I love O.R!

Oh yeah, and they were drawing castles and naming rooms and moats after people like Sara's Castle, Lauren's lane, Linzie's lake etc apart from Claire.

Claire got "Crocodile Claire"...

Then Sara drew a Jellyfish :L I dunnoooo

PSE then.

Grrr *eye roll*

Mrs Anderson STILL wears heels in a blizzard. Regardless of personal views, you HAVE to be impressed by that :L

We were doing sex ed.

AGAIN

Seriously, do they REALLY expect us to forget the basic.

In, out, shake it all about?

Ever notice we never have practical lessons in PSE? Hahaha ;)

Stupid booklet, here's the front cover "SEX EDUCATION"

Inside the front cover "Brothers and Sisters can be fun too"

WTF?!

Hahaha, i dont know what that was doing in there.

Lunch was cut short!!

Wasnt eating anyway but i shall explain.

When snows on the ground we get half an hour less for lunch and we get out of school at 2.45 instead of 3.15.

POINTLESS?!

Yeah! It is.

Bio.

Mrs Digges came back! (maternity leave, i swear those bio teachers are the most fertile women in the world!!)

Haha, she was in the doghouse with her husband though.

She left the lights on in the car and the battery died so her husband was stranded at the house :L

And the three year old son wet himself on the carpet because his Dad locked him in the living room while he went to the car :P

Awwwwww :)

OOH! and the classroom is haunted.

Apparantly it is Mrs Stock (a science teacher who died last year R.I.P)


The poster slowly peeled off the wall and then it was like "torn" down...

TWICE!

We're gonna do a seance ;)

Which Ashleigh says is FREEE - KEEEE

English was boring zzzzz

Juno isnt actually a bad film!

I thought it was at the time, but like the Holiday, i rewatched it and it isnt bad!

Ok, Project 365 while i try to get some well deserved zzz's

Day 5
It snowed some more. It's a pretty sight, falling snow :)

Song of the day - Brick by boring brick - Paramore (dedicated to mah wee paramore gang)

Old quote of the day - "Often licked but never beaten" And "Toasted Crumpets" from admin practise sheets ;)

Night night

xxx

Back to School tommorow. Oh the joys.

Helloo!

I'm in a purply sort of mood today. Possibly from my convo with Jennifer.

Talking about her Christmas prezzy (Purple Ipod Nano)

So I'm back to school tommorow!

Fantastical...

Well, it's not all bad.

I'll be happy to see all my mates again :)



The fact all of the snow is still on the ground will hopefully cheer people up


Also, christmas has just passed, most people will still be hyper :P

Should be a chilled day though, mostly filled with catching up.

Yay :D

Got double admin (Good), SSS (Skive), PSE (Grrr), Bio (Good) and English (Doing talks and ive already done it so skive)

Got up at 12 and had my bath today :)

Stole my Mums shampoo (which is called Gum. I find that really odd)

That was relaxing.

Then me and my Dad watched Doctors. Which is REALLY weird. This dude got kidnapped! And the wifey that kidnapped him was feeding him sausages :L

Back over to Grans.

Which wasn't enjoyable towards the end, seemed depressed tonight :(

Chloe phoned as well, talked to her for an hour and 16 mins :L

"Helped" her do her talk :L

We rewrote the entire thing! Mwahaha

From Alvin and the chipmunks to 17 again.

Well, i'd better get off tah bed.

Here's the photos i promised.


Day 2
That's me and Megan :D Notice we're the check twins



Day 3
A dedication to music. See the guitar? Can't play a chord properly :L My awesome headphones there at the side :D



Day 4
Created lovingly by me, in a shoe box lid, to show how much nail varnish means to me....
Actually, I was bored and the only artistic tool at my disposal was nail varnsih :P

Back to purple...

Song of the day : Take me under by Fallbrooke.

Discovered it today and fell in love with it :)

Laters!

xxx

Just made it.

Hyellooo :)

Yesterday was pretty awesome!

Went round to Megzy’s

First person to see of the New Year (excluding family)

Thank god! If I didn’t see a bud I might have had a nervous breakdown!

Ahhh, good laughs!

But I had a bit of a fail getting to her door.

Notice that it was only the 2nd of January at that point.

AND Aberdeen has had probably the worst winter in 20 years. The ice! Oh the ice.

I decided to walk up a speed bump. Worst. Decision. Of. The. Year.

Yeah, in those moments, you have two possible outcomes.

One: You are in a crowded place and you are on your back with everyone laughing at yah,

Two: Your completely alone and the only way ANYONE will know is if you tell them, your caught on CCTV or google images update their maps at the completely worst time.

Thankfully, I was alone.

BUT Megan’s families new year gift (a tin of shortbread) went flying.

Made a nice noise when it hit the ground though :P

Anyways, keep me posted on the state of those shortbread Megan!

So we were mostly just playing Glen’s x box.

AGAIN, after the conversation that Biology brought to us last year, I can never say or hear the
term x box without….

Let’s just say my mind has become polluted ASHLEIGH!!

But I found out today that I SUCK at Call of Duty…

And that Nazi zombies FREAK ME OUT!!!!!!!

I almost peed myself….

Shooting one side, quite happily, missing the zombies terribly, doesn’t really matter, Glen had mah back. Accidentally turn round…

HERE’S THREE FREAKING ZOMBIES!!!

GMO! SCARIEST moment of 2k10.

So unexpected. Poor Megan was so freaked by that game.

We went onto playing a free for all.

Mwahaha, FAIL!

To understand the velocity of this fail, you have to realise how good Glen is.

And more importantly, how bad I am.

I blew myself up. Seven times.

I think I got Glen once. Which was, for me, an achievement.

Though, he got me 26 times. Most of the time he blew half of my body off.

Megan’s comment wasn’t appreciated when Glen asked me to play Nazi Zombies…

Megan: Lauren’s scared of PG’s!

Me: Ooooh! *Hurt*

Megan: NO! I meant, I didn’t mean PG’s… I meant scary movies. Horrors.

Clawed back. Just!

Me and Megan had a game against each other.

Wow, worst sight ever? Megan got trigger finger, I think all of the kills were complete flukes.

Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

Dinner was good! Pizza, garlic bread, sausages and…. Uhh… the other sausage dish…. SAUSAGE ROLLS!

*Pauses*

WERE they sausage rolls?

I only had the pizza and garlic bread :P

And soda stream!

It was Yummy!

I like the sound it makes when you release the bottle! Reminds me of a bus engine.

Soda stream water and apple diluting juice :D

Dessert was harder.

The only thing in their fridge was yoghurts.

Or Chocolate mousse.

Out of date chocolate mousse.

I had the chocolate mousse.

The chocolate mousse was fine.

Played with their doggy, Buddy after that.

He’s so cute!

Played with a pig toy. JEEZ he tore it to shred!

A grey, cotton candy like substance came out. It was strange, looked like Buddy had a beard.

Megan told me about something disturbing…

All I can say is Russians are weird…. 14/7.

Start off the New Year with a bang eh? ;)

Megan’s Mum then got up.

10 o clock at night this was!

So god knows whats gonna happen tonight!

She looked at the pan.

Melted butter? Turn it upside down and it remains in the pan. Not natural!

More soda streaming :L

And Hazel talking about her Marzipan dick.

It wasn’t ACTUALLY her dick.

She made it.

Out of marzipan (Hence the name)

But we have LOST the marzipan dick and now we have is… Marzipan…

Most awkward convo of the year so far.

Hazel (Megan‘s Mum): WHERE’S MAH WILLIE?

Neil (Megan’s Dad): Your what?

Hazel: My Marzipan willie! (Said in a kinda “WHAT else would I be talking about tone)

Neil: I don’t know…

Glen: Bethan ate the ball.

Bethan: What?

Hazel: Did you eat my Marzipan Willie?

Bethan: No, I only had the ball!

Glen: Did you swallow it?

*Me and Megan in fits by now*

Bethan: Yeah! But I didn’t touch the willie! This sounds so bad,

Glen: We could make another one.

Mwahahaha. Brilliant. I want to frame that conversation.

Then mixing drinks with the soda stream.

Creating the drinks was fun

Megan had to pour out some of the water and Hazel said

Hazel: DON’T POUR IT OUT!! Put it through a sieve and… save the bubbles!

Coke or Gin and soda water XD

Megan is a real light weight. She was totally staggering after a never ending glass :P

And their cat might be pregnant again.

By her Brother.

Not MEGAN’S brother…

The cats own.

Watching Michael McIntyre DVD today :LI love him!

That was yesterday.

I’m watching Top Gear now!Which is a very deserving winner of the tv show of the decade.

Feel sorry for May.

He’s so underappreciated.

Hammy's my favourite though <3

He fell into the Christmas tree today XD

I think i might go to bed after i take Day 3's photo (My camera ran outta battery)

And also see what Itunes prezzy of the day is.

Grrr, on twitter, just realised that CBB has started.

Sorry. "Celebrity".

Also, tried eating healthily today. It actually worked!

Hold on. Im actually away to go see my 43things account....

Ahhh rightio.

http://www.43things.com/person/Tvmadde

If you want to see my list.

Also, wanna be an eco warrior? www.answer4earth.com

Yeahhh, do something worthwhile this year!

*WARNING: Using this site has been rumored to make you more intelligent*

I will post Yesterday + Todays pick tommorow :L

(and those obserbant people will realise i have changed font!)

Song of the day: Bad romance by Lady Gaga.

Why? It's number one in the singles chart and the video is LEGENDARY!

Peace out

xxx　

I'm back again! This project is going good so far :)

Hello again!





For the... yah know... second day.





Anyways, the first week of the New Year is the same for me each and every year.





Though some of the things i go through in the first week will be similar to a lot of others. I think there's a comment button somewhere on this thing.... click it and comment people!





Number one (No, i dont really like using lists, it just seems that way)





I always think about the year before.





Yep, literally 10 mins into 2k10 (which Ashleigh, Halle, Laura and I decided in Biology to call this first damning two digit year of the new millenium) i was already in a severe state of nostalgia over the previous year. And i can't believe some of the things that happened!





Pink, France, OneRepublic/James Morrison, Early morning wakeups, Early morning walks (one being an all time early of 4.55 or something :L) Watching hundredsss of films, Passing Int 2 maths, Prelims, Chloe leaving Kincorth to go to Portlethen, Micheal Jackson dieing, My Grandma in Hospital, my grandma being diagnosed with Cancer, Depression, My Mum getting angry a lot, Me falling in love with hot chocolate, Deciding a list of 43 things i want to do in my life and lots and lots of laughs and tears along the way.





2009 was truly a rollercoaster ride.





Number two:





After the nostalgia, i look forward. And usually, when i look forward, i have BIG plans.





My 16th Birthday: 132 days


Pink Funhouse Carnival tour: 175 days (25 weeks to the day Halle!)


Summer Holidays: 181 days


Project 365
World cup


Wanting DESPERATLY to go to T in the Park!


Or go shopping in Dundee with Friends :)


Tests :(


Choosing Highers


WE'RE GONNA BE 5th years :O





And it was then i realised.





We're going to be 5th years.





End of fourth year.





End of some friendships.





Because it's the end for their stay at Kincorth.





That made me quite sad...





Also, things i would like to do?





Something CRAZY on last day of Fourth Year/Last day





Ideas? I'm thinking of hiring something ;)





.......





NO IT'S NOT A STRIPPERR!!!





WIN at the cineworld machine





You can win £40 on them !!





Hehe, i won....





£2......





AND I DIDNT EVEN GET IT!





Stupid cineworld!





Anyways.



I will also be sending a message in a bottle at some point and having a picnic





I know this.





FOR SURE!





Myeh.





So i went over to my Grans last night.





You know the Gammon i was speaking about?





GMO, it was amazing!!





Soooo yummy, Tasted like a cross breed of a ham, a gammon steak and a peach :P





Then i spilt the Peach juice :L All over myself *DOH*





I didnt care, i was gonna finish this angel pig :L





*Note: The pig wasnt actually an angel*





And i tried to fit together a puzzle. It failed. It was waaayy to big for the table!





And watched Dr Who!





GMO, so sad to see the best Dr EVER (David Tennant) go!





Stupid boy coming up makes me cringe!





*Looks at Figers* FINNNNGGGEEEERRS! I have something important to do..... CRASHING! GERINIMO!





STUPID STUPID STUPID!





R.I.P Dr Tennant.





Project 365.





Day 1.

I call this: Boredom at midnight.

The title is pretty obvious.

And with that, i bid you good day ;)

xxx