The novelty punch grabber that is life

Grrrr, stupid teachers piled on the work.

Howdy is determined to get our folios in 2 months before the final deadline. He's threatning us if we dont bring it in :(

Ok, ok i kid, he doesn't.

Im hating writing blogs atm, it'll be good when i get up to date! Just one week behind :L

I almost ended up in hospital in P.E!!

I was holding the kick bag and John kicked it and i almost went flying over the edge!! Dude, i saw my whole life flashing before my eyes....

Ok, i lie again, but MAN i was sore!!!

So i left John and Laura to fend for themeselves and decided to go downstairs with Megan. On the machines, lost 100ish calories (Y) win!

Frencchhhh.... just the normal stuff.

Complaining about lack of books again :P

Maths.... something funny happened. Something funny always happens :L

Geography....

DOUGAL LEFT ME ON MY OWN !!!

Gutted, means that i had to do work!

Haha, decided to annoy Sam (Love her realllyyy)

Sam.... Sammy sammy sammy saaaaaam.....

*turns around*

Hiiii!!!

*Dark voice*

SAAMM.

It wasnt me, it was Bob.

Bob?

Bob the duck!!

John decided to join in.

Bob the duck?

*To understand this story, you will need to learn that on the bus on Tuesday, there was a party tooter that sounded like a duck getting raped. DONT ask how i know what that sounds liked.*

Yeah, i was saving him from Lee. Poor Bob.

I was really lonely on Wednesday :(

Laura almost got killed though for singing songs that Sara didnt like.

Art was funny as alwaaaaayyysss

Im gonna miss it next year.

Chilling in the library.

Aiden looks like Russel from up.

It's true!!!

Nuff said?

Day 13
URGGHHH, lots and lots of homework!

Song of the day: Crazy in love - Snow Patrol
Sara, you got me into that song

xxx

What is Orange and sounds like a parrot?

Snow is REALLY beginning to melt now.

And whats worse?

ADMIN PROJECT!!!

*Horrorrrrr noiseees*

Yeaaah, wasnt actually that bad.

But hating the time where i will have to go to the photocopier >:(

I will just ask photocopying god AKA Sara.

Meeeeh.

SSS was fun as always. :L

We do NOTHING!! We were just chilling and i was reading the back of the Geography book. The index!! *Lightbulb*

Yeah, anyways, the stupid author of this book thought that he could be funny.

The real terms were funnier.

Strip farming :L

Which would make it so much more funnier if you knew the private joke.

I shall tell you part of it.

I am meant to be getting married to a farmer, have two children and be a commuter to work as a business woman in town :L

IT IS MY DESTINY!

Anyway, i was wanting to ask Mrs Mckay what strip farming was. But it had the page number so why bother? I was expecting it to be something like how Farmers earn extra money at strip joints!! But it was ACTUALLY something to do with farming.

"Strip farming - Crops harvested at different times to minimise bare soil."

Yeaaah :D

Then Sara was just like "You'd better not do any stip farming anytime soon" :L

THEN i saw canoodling in the back of the book (Dude, i dont lie)

Hahaha quote:

Next time your in the back seat of a car, stop canoodling and find coastal features on the road maps

Hahaha, naeee likely.

Fail of sexing up geography. I'll stick with Sam and her comments. Asking me and Dougal for a threesome and trying to draw a diagram to compare our holes (You know the expression "Digging a hole for yourself"? THAT holes you filthy...)

Linking onto sexyyy subjects.

PSE.

Asssss useless as ever.

Stupid sex ed video. Contraception.

Learnt my lesson, dont use a balloon as a condom.

Yeeeeaaaaaah :D

Mrs Anderson struggling over the plural of penis :D

"Penis's? No.... peen... peni!! That's it."

Me and Linzie just glanced at eachother. Like DUDE???

Biology was legend. Mrs Digges was telling jokes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Laura: A carrot!

Mrs D: Yeah!!

*Five minutes later*

Laura: I dont get it....

It took 18 people TEN minutes to explain it to her!!

Which is bad enough, but SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ANSWERED IT!!?!

English... uhhh... english....

Talks. Moreeeee talks. There drawing to a close :(

Day 12

Melting ice = epic puddles.

10/10 by Paolo Nutini <3

xxx

PUNCH HIM! KICK HIM! POOOWWEER

I cant remember much about Monday.

Again, pretty chilled going to my Grans in the morning. Listening to tunes.

Got to the bus stop on time aswell. ACHIEVEMENT!

Anyways, ice was starting to melt, so YAY! Im sock of it.

Sock of it? WTF?!

Tevveerrr....

Mr Shaw was talking about... stuff today.... cant remember, was so tired.

P.E was funny though. Watching Laura .... ugh.... "Punching" the bag.

More like aimlessly slapping :L

John took a hold of it and told Laura to kick it. So she did. Didnt do much. So the more it did nothing, the harder she kicked. Still failed though (love you though :L)

So Lewis showed her you needed to kick from your hip. So she did and she improved! Go shawwttyy!

John told me to kick it after that and im like "ok then."

So i did and he wasnt expecting it to be powerfulish :L

Seems Shawty can suprise people.

Megan was missing though! We were worried!

Art was yawnful. Cant even remember what we were doing.... I think it was something to do with Design. Yeah, i remember now, we were trying desperatly to find colours.

English was talks. Im gonna miss them!! I've gotten off of work for the past month!!

Dougal was off. I was like "He better not be at the cinema with his fancy card." Yup. The meaning of jealousy.

French. Dont get me started. I couldnt tell you what we were doing.

I think it was Monday that she got annoyed cause none of us had our books cause we were bored of taking them in when we didnt need them.

It hurts your damn shoulder!

Computing was just programming. It's always programming now a days!

Day 11
I have been reunited with my Gorgeeeee jacket!! Halleeelujah! Its a wee bitty on the big side mind you. Screw it, i love it.

Song of the day: 10/10 by Paulo Nutini!! I love it, never knew this was the one from the DFS ad!

xxx

Dont set off the alarm for Christ sake people dont set it off!

How annoying is it when you get the blame for something that you didnt really do?

Like peeing on the carpet?

Ok, i didnt get the blame for the stinky puddles on my Gran's carpet, though i did take the wrap for not letting Queenie out so she felt she needed to pee where she stood.

GRRRR.

Cause then my Mum and Dad had a huge arguement about people not helping Mum and stuff. It made me upset :(

Brighter side? I went into town with Chloe, Beth, Dawn, Jordan and Kyle today.

And Linzie and Claire. Kinda.

Linzie had to stay in town cause she needed to go to her Grandas in a short whiley but Chloe wanted to go to the beach so we had to leave em :(

Anyways, Sunday was totally the best day of 2010 so far :)

Playing the grabber machine :L omg, what a lol.

Poor Jordan had a sprained ankle. He was hopping along the long trek from Town to the beach :L Shouldnt laugh, it was a shame though.

Anyways, Me, Chloe and Jordan were battling with the grabber machines to get a biggggggg bar of chocolate. Spread one of your arms wide. That big.

We failed. We failed badly.

Beth and Dawn were busy taking pictures of them haha, they were so sweet.

Went onto Dance machines. Biggest. Fail. Ever. :L

Cause it actually said "FAIL"

Oh weellssss...

2p machines were a success though!

Got a motorbike and a donkey keychain from one machine :L

The rest of the gang just played the Pacman machine :L

Which is kinda weird cause there's no prizes in that one!!

Lunch was really fine.

Two 12" pizzas, irn bru and candyfloss. LOVE LOVE!

Watching the poor kids on the horse machines. They are SOOO wrong man.

You've got to rock back and forwards and if your not going fast enough it tells you to "Use the whip" ;)

Kyle and Beth were well cute, all the grabber machines they walked by, Beth was like "OOOH! Panda!!" and then fluttered her eyes and Kyle went to try getting it for her. So cute.

Then we headed to the beach. REALLY cold day! But meh. See photo at the end.

Decided to try and write a message that could be read from the road, it was a success!

Headed back into town after that. Sat under the starway in Union Square and talked about Bambi and some kid with the last name Liquiroice or something :L

Better not to ask.

OH!!! GOD! Almost forgot about trying to win tickets and air hockey!

Air hockey was just fun :)

Full stop.

Winning the tickets were down to me and Chloe and this one machine. It was totally down to luck but here we were, kept feeding it 10p's and we got a 100 tickets rolling out, LOL XD

So we counted em out, we had 228 and we decided to give everyone an equal prize.

228 i here you say.

You must get good stuff with that i here you say.

Your wrong.

We got 6 "bouncy" balls, a hairibo and a maoam.

All good though, such a good day.

Day 10
Beth on the beach, we all decided to go sand writing on a freezzzzzin cold day! Blame Chloe.

Song of the day: Replay by Iyaz cause it's number one.

xxx