Just made it.

Hyellooo :)

Yesterday was pretty awesome!

Went round to Megzy’s

First person to see of the New Year (excluding family)

Thank god! If I didn’t see a bud I might have had a nervous breakdown!

Ahhh, good laughs!

But I had a bit of a fail getting to her door.

Notice that it was only the 2nd of January at that point.

AND Aberdeen has had probably the worst winter in 20 years. The ice! Oh the ice.

I decided to walk up a speed bump. Worst. Decision. Of. The. Year.

Yeah, in those moments, you have two possible outcomes.

One: You are in a crowded place and you are on your back with everyone laughing at yah,

Two: Your completely alone and the only way ANYONE will know is if you tell them, your caught on CCTV or google images update their maps at the completely worst time.

Thankfully, I was alone.

BUT Megan’s families new year gift (a tin of shortbread) went flying.

Made a nice noise when it hit the ground though :P

Anyways, keep me posted on the state of those shortbread Megan!

So we were mostly just playing Glen’s x box.

AGAIN, after the conversation that Biology brought to us last year, I can never say or hear the
term x box without….

Let’s just say my mind has become polluted ASHLEIGH!!

But I found out today that I SUCK at Call of Duty…

And that Nazi zombies FREAK ME OUT!!!!!!!

I almost peed myself….

Shooting one side, quite happily, missing the zombies terribly, doesn’t really matter, Glen had mah back. Accidentally turn round…

HERE’S THREE FREAKING ZOMBIES!!!

GMO! SCARIEST moment of 2k10.

So unexpected. Poor Megan was so freaked by that game.

We went onto playing a free for all.

Mwahaha, FAIL!

To understand the velocity of this fail, you have to realise how good Glen is.

And more importantly, how bad I am.

I blew myself up. Seven times.

I think I got Glen once. Which was, for me, an achievement.

Though, he got me 26 times. Most of the time he blew half of my body off.

Megan’s comment wasn’t appreciated when Glen asked me to play Nazi Zombies…

Megan: Lauren’s scared of PG’s!

Me: Ooooh! *Hurt*

Megan: NO! I meant, I didn’t mean PG’s… I meant scary movies. Horrors.

Clawed back. Just!

Me and Megan had a game against each other.

Wow, worst sight ever? Megan got trigger finger, I think all of the kills were complete flukes.

Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

Dinner was good! Pizza, garlic bread, sausages and…. Uhh… the other sausage dish…. SAUSAGE ROLLS!

*Pauses*

WERE they sausage rolls?

I only had the pizza and garlic bread :P

And soda stream!

It was Yummy!

I like the sound it makes when you release the bottle! Reminds me of a bus engine.

Soda stream water and apple diluting juice :D

Dessert was harder.

The only thing in their fridge was yoghurts.

Or Chocolate mousse.

Out of date chocolate mousse.

I had the chocolate mousse.

The chocolate mousse was fine.

Played with their doggy, Buddy after that.

He’s so cute!

Played with a pig toy. JEEZ he tore it to shred!

A grey, cotton candy like substance came out. It was strange, looked like Buddy had a beard.

Megan told me about something disturbing…

All I can say is Russians are weird…. 14/7.

Start off the New Year with a bang eh? ;)

Megan’s Mum then got up.

10 o clock at night this was!

So god knows whats gonna happen tonight!

She looked at the pan.

Melted butter? Turn it upside down and it remains in the pan. Not natural!

More soda streaming :L

And Hazel talking about her Marzipan dick.

It wasn’t ACTUALLY her dick.

She made it.

Out of marzipan (Hence the name)

But we have LOST the marzipan dick and now we have is… Marzipan…

Most awkward convo of the year so far.

Hazel (Megan‘s Mum): WHERE’S MAH WILLIE?

Neil (Megan’s Dad): Your what?

Hazel: My Marzipan willie! (Said in a kinda “WHAT else would I be talking about tone)

Neil: I don’t know…

Glen: Bethan ate the ball.

Bethan: What?

Hazel: Did you eat my Marzipan Willie?

Bethan: No, I only had the ball!

Glen: Did you swallow it?

*Me and Megan in fits by now*

Bethan: Yeah! But I didn’t touch the willie! This sounds so bad,

Glen: We could make another one.

Mwahahaha. Brilliant. I want to frame that conversation.

Then mixing drinks with the soda stream.

Creating the drinks was fun

Megan had to pour out some of the water and Hazel said

Hazel: DON’T POUR IT OUT!! Put it through a sieve and… save the bubbles!

Coke or Gin and soda water XD

Megan is a real light weight. She was totally staggering after a never ending glass :P

And their cat might be pregnant again.

By her Brother.

Not MEGAN’S brother…

The cats own.

Watching Michael McIntyre DVD today :LI love him!

That was yesterday.

I’m watching Top Gear now!Which is a very deserving winner of the tv show of the decade.

Feel sorry for May.

He’s so underappreciated.

Hammy's my favourite though <3

He fell into the Christmas tree today XD

I think i might go to bed after i take Day 3's photo (My camera ran outta battery)

And also see what Itunes prezzy of the day is.

Grrr, on twitter, just realised that CBB has started.

Sorry. "Celebrity".

Also, tried eating healthily today. It actually worked!

Hold on. Im actually away to go see my 43things account....

Ahhh rightio.

http://www.43things.com/person/Tvmadde

If you want to see my list.

Also, wanna be an eco warrior? www.answer4earth.com

Yeahhh, do something worthwhile this year!

*WARNING: Using this site has been rumored to make you more intelligent*

I will post Yesterday + Todays pick tommorow :L

(and those obserbant people will realise i have changed font!)

Song of the day: Bad romance by Lady Gaga.

Why? It's number one in the singles chart and the video is LEGENDARY!

Peace out

xxx