Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Greaaaaan giant sweetcorn, prison food, pregnant barbie dolls and pretty snowflakes

Hmmmm, so relaxeeeedd!

Wasn't this morning mind you.

I was running late :P

Which is, let's face it, ANNOYING!

Ah wells, it was all good when we gotta school.

Though, we got a message read out to us in redgy. If we were caught throwing snowballs, we would be excluded from school and the police would be involved if we threw them at cars !

Haha, imagine, in jail.

You: What you in for?
Rocky: I stabbed a man. What bout you?
You: I.... threw a... snowball...

Any hooo, as you can probablly guess, we were at school again.

AND Aberdeenshire was off again.

Oh well, dont cry over open doors.

English first, and good news for Sara, there was no 20th century fox films!

She REALLY hates the introductions :P

Yah kn0w, the DOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOO part.

Well, it was Rocky Balboa today, i cant remember the other films.... just Rocky :L

And Liam straigtened his hair today!

Usually he has a head of hair that would put any afro to shame!

But today it was kinda straight. Was amazing.

And he was asking for school books back. Dont tell him but i have around 4 or 5 school books on my shelf :L

*Shhh!*

He told us to look under our beds :S

Linzie's like "I have drawers under my bed..."

Claire's like "You have DRUGS under your bed?!"

*shakes head*

P.E was kinda fun :)

Watching Sara, Bev, Rachel, Sarah, Zoe, Lily and Laura play volleyball.

Uhhh, love you guys, but the first four were the definite underdogs, as said, love yahs!

And watching Laura and her "Fitness DVD"

See, there were only 5/6 bikes to go on (Fitness bikes) and Laura was caught out, so she had to lift weights.

One word: HILARIOUS.

It was so cute to see her struggling with 1 pound weights :L

Then John told me some Fitness facts, heavier the weight, more weight you do, but doesnt work on muscle so much because you have less to do.

Lighter the weight, more you do, more muscles :)

HE RAAAANNN to school today?!

WTF superdude?

Anyways, Laura was trying to write a song for music.

She's gotta do it for TOMMOROW but she still hasnt done it!

So i told her to do it on Juno.

"Drank a tonne load of Sunny D....
Just so i could go do another peee.
Gotta pee on anoother stick
And was it worth it?
No, he had a pretty small *blleeeeep*
Now i got to go and burn my chair
God damn your sexy superbad curly hair"

Awwwwwwwww :L

And we concluded that Miss Yule is Darth Vader in disguise.

Her shadow's hair looks like his helmet.

Her stride is IDENTICAL (apparantly)

And she has an evil side.

TRUTH :P

And i got punched in the face by Laura, who wanted to do boxing :P

Nice. So WHILE STILL WEARING BOXING GLOVES. She attempted to pat my nose ....

Linzie: You ok?
Me: Yeah, just bleeding through my nostrils, im fine (!)

Didnt actually have a nose bleed. *touch wood*

Might be going to see X factor.

Platinum tickets = closer to stage.

Also means £20 dearer.

Oh well, gotta do something :L

French!! Oh my gooooodddd, boredom?!

We're doing folios.

AGAIN! I mean JEEZZZ!

Noticed Loch Nigar was visible.

I shall explain later why that's good.

Maths was pretty funny.

Mr Shaw is one of those teachers that bully you like MAD but you still respect him :L

Jonny comes in singing the pokemon song :L

*shakes head*

He played pokemon when he was younger with Lily and he pretended he was Ash because he was "hot".

Ch'yeah, thats what he said.

And then he was talking about how he makes his sims have gay sim sex!!!

Hahaha, what a strange legend.

Couldnt tell you what we were actually doing though!

Lunch was yawnful. But we have REALLY had enough of school food.

Linzie and Claire: Cold pizza with a napkin glued to the bottom :P
Lewis: Tuna sandwich with a fingernail/part of fag/fish bone in it (BLEEEEH!)
Michelle: Something edible until Lewis compared it to plaster paste :P


Prison food is apparantly better man, the cooks try though, bless 'em.

They are very nice ladies actually.

Geography was hilarious!

Loch Nigar is the battery for Mrs Mckay.

If it's cloudy and she cant see it, she's mad.

If its really visible, she's happy!

So really visible, went in, BIG CHEESER!! Like this ---> :D

Curtains closed - Normal.

Foggy windows + curtains closed - ANGRY!!

Foggy windows + Curtains closed + clouds - FLAMING!!!!

Oh well, i was happy talking to Dougal :)

Talking about Michael McIntyre <3 LOVE him!!

And Dougal has used his fancy film card TWICE :(

BUT he doesnt get discounts on food ---> :D

Cant quite remember what we were chatting about but it was a good vibe all round in geo (apart from with Mrs Mckay and the entire part of the other side :L

Then it started snowing again but we didnt have to go outside at that point cause we were in the library for art.

Where Sara says: I wonder what it feels like to be bitten by a vampire.

I dug my nails into my neck to see and it felt painful, then weird, then kinda nice and then after a few mins, REALLY painful

Do not try that at home!

Also, private joke with the fish....

PRIVATE joke ;)

Funny though!

Then Linzie's talking about pregnant barbie dolls.

Im sorry, it's IMPOSSIBLE for barbie to be pregnant.

My point? Rake your ken doll out and pull down his pants. In the words of Katy Perry:

"You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there."

Ok, so LAWYERED!!

And me and Sara perfectly recited the greengiant advert yesterday.

IT WAS AWESOMMEE!!

Ok, man im tired.

Im away to bed after this.


Day 6
I had a bath today and it was incredibly cosy :)
That would be my rubber ducky. Yeaaaaah, i gotta rubber duck.

Song of the day: *Toughyyy* Missing persons 1 & 2 by OneRepublic.

STILL heart that song!

Latersssssssss

xxx




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