What is Orange and sounds like a parrot?

Snow is REALLY beginning to melt now.

And whats worse?

ADMIN PROJECT!!!

*Horrorrrrr noiseees*

Yeaaah, wasnt actually that bad.

But hating the time where i will have to go to the photocopier >:(

I will just ask photocopying god AKA Sara.

Meeeeh.

SSS was fun as always. :L

We do NOTHING!! We were just chilling and i was reading the back of the Geography book. The index!! *Lightbulb*

Yeah, anyways, the stupid author of this book thought that he could be funny.

The real terms were funnier.

Strip farming :L

Which would make it so much more funnier if you knew the private joke.

I shall tell you part of it.

I am meant to be getting married to a farmer, have two children and be a commuter to work as a business woman in town :L

IT IS MY DESTINY!

Anyway, i was wanting to ask Mrs Mckay what strip farming was. But it had the page number so why bother? I was expecting it to be something like how Farmers earn extra money at strip joints!! But it was ACTUALLY something to do with farming.

"Strip farming - Crops harvested at different times to minimise bare soil."

Yeaaah :D

Then Sara was just like "You'd better not do any stip farming anytime soon" :L

THEN i saw canoodling in the back of the book (Dude, i dont lie)

Hahaha quote:

Next time your in the back seat of a car, stop canoodling and find coastal features on the road maps

Hahaha, naeee likely.

Fail of sexing up geography. I'll stick with Sam and her comments. Asking me and Dougal for a threesome and trying to draw a diagram to compare our holes (You know the expression "Digging a hole for yourself"? THAT holes you filthy...)

Linking onto sexyyy subjects.

PSE.

Asssss useless as ever.

Stupid sex ed video. Contraception.

Learnt my lesson, dont use a balloon as a condom.

Yeeeeaaaaaah :D

Mrs Anderson struggling over the plural of penis :D

"Penis's? No.... peen... peni!! That's it."

Me and Linzie just glanced at eachother. Like DUDE???

Biology was legend. Mrs Digges was telling jokes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Laura: A carrot!

Mrs D: Yeah!!

*Five minutes later*

Laura: I dont get it....

It took 18 people TEN minutes to explain it to her!!

Which is bad enough, but SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ANSWERED IT!!?!

English... uhhh... english....

Talks. Moreeeee talks. There drawing to a close :(

Day 12

Melting ice = epic puddles.

10/10 by Paolo Nutini <3

xxx